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.: facing the giants with a can of wd-40…

February 26th, 2007 by [r]weaver

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Allen hosted a showing of “Facing the Giants” in our Worship Center this evening. The movie boasted a surprisingly good script with some genuinely humorous lines, a few touching moments, and some solid underscoring. All of these elements were just slightly able to overshadow the not-so-wonderful acting segments that popped up more often than I would have liked. Overall… this movie was one that I would definitely recommend for those searching for a family movie with an inspirational message centering on the phrase… ”with God all things are possible”. I cannot believe that this whole production was created by Sherwood Baptist Church in Albany, Georgia on a budget of only $100,000 (and it grossed more than 10 million). 

When we arrived home… I was so inspired to FACE THE GIANTS in my life… that I took a brand new can of WD-40 and attacked everything that was “hinged” within our Maryland Weaver Casa. In my opinion… there are not many smells that top the beautiful aroma of WD-40 at work on some creaky, crappy, can’t-wait-to-be-greased hinge. So… for about 30 minutes… I was lost in the passion (and aroma) of my giant-slaying. I greased every hinge I could find… from each door hinge in the Greystone (three per door)… to the hinges on the dish washer… to the hinges on the sliding-glass back door… to the hinges that attach the toilet seats onto the toilet bowls. My mission was not complete… until my loving wife… lovingly yanked the can from my hand… and hid it somewhere in the garage.

I love the smell of WD-40… and tomorrow… I have vowed to find that hidden can (or trudge out into the frozen tundra of Delmar to purchase another one…) and attack the door hinges, door handles, and other random moving objects on the Mitsubishi and the Jeep.

When you are looking for an entertainingly redundant list to perlustrate… I recommend “2000 Unofficial uses for WD-40“. ENJOY!!! (btw… I encourage uses #110, #288, #526, #552, #592, #806, #842, #1284, #1426, and the all-important #1956)

  

PRESS ON!!!

-Weav

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5 Responses

  1. Pops Says:

    I say this in love…….”Son, you are a sick puppy!”

  2. Uncle T Says:

    Ryan….I will never agree more! While riding with the Steve to Lyndsey and Ashley’s game, kati and myself watched “Facing the Giants.” I’ve seen some boring movies with some bad acting…..but that must have topped them ALL! Now, I do have to agree that parts of the movie were good……but…….Here it comes……the part that ruins the whole movie! A slice of duleness, followed by some HORRIBLE acting!!! Overall, the movie was o.k., or what I watched of it! I shut it off about half way through the movie! Oh well……maybe someday I can direct a Christian movie that might be worth seeing!

  3. Ryan Weaver Says:

    POPS… And I say this in love… THANK YOU! hahaha!

    DIRECTOR T… Do you already have an original script in mte works… or is this going to be some re-make of that LEFT BEHIND POOP?

  4. LandonSandy Says:

    HA! The thing about Christian art, or Christian Athletes, or Christian Bloggers, is you only have to be mediocre to get recognized as excellent. I thought we all knew that.

  5. MIMI Says:

    Back to the W-D 40, you and Grandpa Webb would have a blast together!! That’s grandpa’s answer to all things that squeek or move too slowly. I’ve been known to use a can now and then!

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